How osnap1584 spent his afternoon.

[osnap1584]

Like a good read I'm sure most members know about this site:
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Here's a random situation for anyone who doesn't know about this site:
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Fast Food | Ontario, Canada
(I work at a popular fast food restaurant. Drive-through customers should be aware that we can hear every word they say.)
Coworker: “Hi, welcome to ***. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I just need a minute to decide.”
Coworker: “No problem, just let me know when you are ready.”
(The customer talks to his passengers, while we listen…)
Customer, to his passengers: “I should ask for something dumb on my ice cream, just to see what they say. How about pickles? They would probably just ignore me. Oh, I know… tomatoes!”
Customer, to my coworker: “Okay, I’m ready.”
Coworker: “Alright, go ahead…”
Customer: “I’d like an ice cream sundae with tomatoes on it, please.”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, due to the recent recall in the States, we aren’t serving tomatoes right now. Can I offer you a sundae with pickles instead?”
Customer: *drives off without ordering anything*

[Bex]

Lmao

Jokes are goood

[osnap1584]

I lol'd hard
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Funeral Home | Cincinnati, OH, USA
Customer: “My mother is dying at **** Hospital. She is prearranged through you.”
Me: “I see her file right here, sir.”
(I talk about our funeral home’s services.)
Customer: “Now, could you go ahead and run her obituary tomorrow?”
Me: *confused* “I thought she hadn’t passed away yet.”
Customer: “She hasn’t, but I would like to go ahead and run the obituary.”
Me: “Sir, I’m afraid we can’t do that. We need to wait until she actually dies.”
Customer: *unhappy* “Well, if you say so.”
(The woman did not die for another 8 days.)

[Varinder S.]

lmao! nice jokes.........xD